oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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