Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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