Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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