Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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