Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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