make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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