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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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