Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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