Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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