If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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