Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
