well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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