we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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