Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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