I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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