I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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