Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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