Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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