At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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