You really coming over, don't trick.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
