so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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