is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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