Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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