Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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