am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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