Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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