come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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