Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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