she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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