i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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