sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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