Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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