The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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