just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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