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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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