I look better un-naked...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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