who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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