But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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