it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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