I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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