I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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