What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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