Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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