the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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