STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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