I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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