I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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