I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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