i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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