do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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