do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
