doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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