I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You need Xanax blowdarts
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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