it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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