And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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