ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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